September 15th 2008 11:16 am

Superficial Injustices of the Moment RETURNS!

Dept of Revenue Street Sweeper

  • Our returning champion: The Cook County Dept. of Revenue!  Since your chances of being ticketed after not moving your car for 9 days straight are about as good as you blinking in the next 30 seconds.
  • Time Sheets
  • The guy giving me the stink eye on the El this morning (to be fair, I was trying to figure out if his girlfriend was a tranny or not)
  • That nobody in my office has inboxes, therefore if I need to give them some paperwork and they’re on vacation, It ends up getting lost on my desk somewhere.
  • I’m somehow the world’s worst bike restorer because I got a flat 1 week after restoring an otherwise perfectly good bike, COMPLETE with new tubes and tires.
  • My apartment is still stuffy despite the temperature yesterday hitting 60°.

Congratulations to the US economy and Utiliy Companies on beating the list on the count of the word ’superficial’ not applying to them.

No Comments yet »

Trackback URI | Comments RSS

Leave a Reply

« An Old Fan and the Sea | Yo ho, YO HO. A pirates life for me. »