September 19th 2008 11:11 am

Yo ho, YO HO. A pirates life for me.

Real PirateAbandon all ye hope those who enter.  For today be the most glorious day these skin n’ bones seen sunlight in a long while.  Yesterday I pilfered me a floatilla’s worth of rum.  I’ll still need to stock up for the weekend.  We be having a pirate’s lunch today complete with rum, wenches and booty.

All yew fellow scallywags if you know what’s good for you ought to live in the moment.  Yew’ll never know the day may come you get run through with a cutlass, you’ll know my sword by the sharp pain in your back b-).

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